Who Ya Gonna Call?

Re: The Ghost and the Haunted Mansion by Alice Kimberly

To his utter astonishment, Penelope's friend Seymour Tarnish has inherited Miss Timothea Todd's mansion and all the furnishings in it. The mansion has a reputation of being haunted. In fact before Miss Todd died she called the police several times to report hearing strange noises. Nothing was ever found.

Upon hearing this news, Seymour says he is going to call the "Spirit Zappers" and make an appointment. They have a cable TV reality show on the Alternative Universe network. (LOL!)

Seymour says the Spirit Zappers zaps spirits like exterminators zap bugs. They 'de-haunt' a house.
Personally I think I'd call Ghostbusters!

Seymour says while he is at it, he will have the Spirit Zappers rid the entire town of Quindicott including Penelope's haunted bookstore. Watch out Jack Shepard, Ghost PI - Penelope is none too pleased to hear this.



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